Awwwwwww Aren't They Adorable?

Ahhhh, it's once again time for a tradition in politics, some of you may remember way back during the last election (Or as we're calling it the Dark Times -Ed.) I spoke of this phenomenon. I'm talking of course of some irrelevant, fringe party trying to pretend like anyone sane gives a shit about them.

The party in question as it was before is the Green Party. The party that reminds me of a little chipmunk in a big huge park, and they come up to you and beg you for some food and you think to yourself "Awwwww Aren't They Adorable?" Their latest offering, which I'm sure was meant to make me laugh so hard I died and therefore was unable to not vote for them, was made in a CTV story. The leadership candiates all professed "the Green Party leadership ... winner will be just as essential to Canadian politics as the next Liberal leader."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH OH OH AHHAHAHAH OH MAN THAT'S GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN I DAMN NEAR WET MYSELF AHAHAHAHAHAH W.W.W.W.W.W.W WAIT I JUST DID!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MAN THEY SHOULD TAKE THAT SHOW ON THE ROAD!! HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHA, MAN THEY COULD OPEN FOR BILL MAHER WITH THAT KIND OF MATERIAL! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Um, Ahem.
A few facts that contrast that "statement."

#1 The next Liberal leader will become Prime Minister.
#2 People will actually know the next Liberal leader's name.
#3 People will actually know that the party the next Liberal leader comes from exists.
#4 The next Liberal leader will participate in the debates.
#5 The next Liberal leader will have MPs in the House, and may be one him/herself.
#6 Sane people will actually give a shit about who becomes the next Liberal leader.
#7 The next Liberal leader will have a candidate in the North that doesn't go on vacation for the entire election cycle.
#8 The next Liberal leader won't have candidates running for him that don't ever set foot in the districts they're trying to win.
#9 The next Liberal leader will win his seat.

Ok, so that's more than a few but hey what can I say, I got on a roll. Seriously though, thank God for the Green Party thought. With the Harperfuhrer in charge and the Midterm Elections in the States looking good, but not good enough things are bleak. It's nice to have something political to laugh at.