Harper on Twitter

At least I think it's the real Harper. :D

I wish the Liberal media would get off this Brosseau broad, I'd like to show her my caucus if ya smell what the Harp is cookin. #MPILF #NDP

Got an appointment with the sculptor today to have work done on my statue, what do you guys think, should I have a sword or an AK? #Winning

Touring #SlaveLake on Friday?!? Thanks afuckinlot schedulers, way to TOTALLY buzz kill my fuckin weekend!!!

Totally scored with Raitt last night, but Ambrose said she had to wash her hair, oh yeah bitch? Well I gotta wash my cabinet. -@RtHonPMHarper